Mind is willing
It’s people like you that actually laugh at the stupid things I do that keep me going. You keep being you wonderful person.
I SOLD HALF MY SOUL TO SATAN. IT WAS A BARGAIN.
1. “potion seller, i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions “
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
when the potion seller won’t sell you his strongest potions
Bitey Fangdanas - THREE colours available
[Mod Note: These are UV reactive, so they glow under blacklights!]