Third up is the grab bag I got at the con. Grab bags are full of random whatever that you pay 20-40 dollars for. I don’t know why I love them so much because more often then not they leave asking ‘what’ for the next few hours, days, weeks. Sweet mother of god this bag was so confusing, but so damn amusing. The contents included:
- A Heat Guy J DVD with the last 3 episodes on it. THE LAST THREEEE FOR FUCKS SAKE
- A manga called Freak
- A figurine of a little dude that shoots marbles
- A figurine of a woman
- A figurine of Toruh Honda
Can we just take a minute to talk about the last two items I listed there? Because they are gems of absolute weird.
That figurine of the lady, she looks a little odd right? Are you not seeing it? Look at her boobs. See how they stick off her body all detached and odd. That’s because they’re on a fucking spring. As chelle opens her figurine up she starts to lose it, i can’t figure out why until I open mine and I am practically immobilized by the amount of laughter that follows. this figurines boobs bounce. They’re so crude, holy hell, they’re stuck together, detached from her body and just sitting there wiggling on a spring like it’s their job. I can’t even. I can’t.
I have seen the face of the devil and it is Toruh Honda. I pulled the figurine box out of the bag, and staring through a small plastic window is Toruh’s soulless smile. I was torn between calling an exorcist and just breaking down into uncontrollable hysterics. Seriously, look at that god forsaken face, she’s not waving, she’s not smiling, she’s reaching back with that hand to grab your soul and shove it into her triangle shaped hell maw. AND APPARENTLY THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE COLLECTIBLE BECAUSE AS I TURN IT OVER IT SAYS THAT THIS IS NUMBER 364/4000. SWEET TITS THERE ARE 4000 OF THESE THINGS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE. I pity the workers who had to create and paint these crude soul traps because I bet you anything as they gazed into the void of Toruh’s face a small bit of their soul withered and died.
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